New South Wales

New South Wales is a state in Australia, lying directly south of Cardiff, near Dorset, in old Wales. Known for the production of whales, who are named after the state.

New South Wales is also called Sydney, as there is nowhere hospitable in the state apart from this stunning metropolis. There are rumours of settlers along the north and south coasts, as well as a small colony in the "blue mountains", that was set up in the 1980s tourist boom. However,extensive exploration has all but proven these theories to be false.

Scone This small town in the Hunter Valley is home to some of the best grog in the southern hemisphere, even better than the French. It was the site of a major conflict after the french ambassador to Australia realised france would lose monopoly on the grog market. He ordered an airstrike and covered the entire Valley in little talking chipmunks who uprooted the local Koala population, the chipmunks turned evil and the french sent in the largest military force they could muster.... really.... no im not joking those 4 men with pitch forks where the best they could do.

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